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RP: *RENDERS SPEECHLESS* [Apr. 9th, 2007|09:50 pm]
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Date: APRIL FIRST NOVEMBER THIRTY, NINETEEN SEVENTY-SIX
Characters: Regulus Black/Bartholomew Avery/99.JPEG
Status: Private
Summary: AND THEN MANY SEA MONSTERS WERE LET OUT.
Status: INCOMPLETE.

WARNING FOR DIRTY PIRATE TALK.

NINETY NINE JPEG WAS LOUNGING LAZILY ON TEH PILLOW OF ONE BARTHOLOMEW AVERY FOR SEX FOR NOTHING SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.




AHEM.



PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN UNDERNEATH TEH BED.
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From: averyateyourmom
2007-04-10 01:54 am (UTC)
AVERY WAS TOTALLY JUST LIKE, CHILLIN AND WALKIN AROUND ROFLROFL.

OMG THEN HE WENT TO HIS ROOM.

AND THERE IT WAS.

TEH 99.JPG!!1!!!!!!1!11!1!!!! REGUPORN!!!1!!!!

OMG HIS PANTS WERE TEH HAPPY. 99.JPG COULD ROFL HIS COPTER ANYTIME OH MY GOD YES.
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From: regulust
2007-04-10 02:33 am (UTC)
OMG A PIRATE JUST WALEKD IN THE ROOM LOL HE DIDN't HAVE A WOODEN LEG ASIDE FROM THE ONE IN HIS PANTS!!!!!! SO HE DIDN'T HAVE TROUBLE WALKING UNLESS HE TRIPPED OVER HIS WOODEN CROTCHLEG!!!!! WHICH WAS ALL BECAUSE OF 99.JPG WHICH WAS HAWT SINCE REGULUS IS HAWT AND LOOOOOL AVERY WAS SO GONNA GET POINTY IN THE PANTS ROFLCOPTER.

BUT OMG GOOD THING BALDEN WASN'T THERE SINCE HE WAS AN ASS BANDIT. BUTTPIRATES WERE BETTER ANYWAYS!!!!!!

OMG REGULUS WAS UNDER HIS BED AND A DUSTBUNNY HUMPED HIS LEG AND HE WATCHED AVERY!!! VOYEURISM LOL!!!! REGUVOYEURS WERE HAWT. AVERY WAS HAWT. THE PICTURE WAS HAWT.

SO MUCH HAWT!!!!!!
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From: 99jpeg
2007-04-10 02:59 am (UTC)
NOT ONLY WAS NINETY NINE JPEG A SEXY PICTURE BUT IT WAS ALSO A MOVING PICTURE BECAUSE THIS WAS THE EFFING WIZARDING WORLD AND ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN LIKE PIRATE BUTTBABIES

TROUSERS WERE USELESS!!! TROUSERS WERE USELESS!!! TROUSERS WERE USELESS!!! TROUSERS WERE USELESS!!! TROUSERS WERE USELESS!!! TROUSERS WERE USELESS!!! TROUSERS WERE USELESS!!! TROUSERS WERE USELESS!!! TROUSERS WERE USELESS!!!

OFF THEY WENT LIKE LIKE LIKE

ROFL MILK REGUGROIN
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From: averyateyourmom
2007-04-10 04:34 am (UTC)
RAWRRRRRRR. OH EMM EFF GEE THE PICTURE WAS MOVING AND OH MY GOD THE FUCKING PANTS WERE GONE AND HE LOVED MAGIC. AND NOT LIKE IN THE WAY THAT ROFL YOU WOULD LIKE, LOVE CHOCOLATE. MORE LIKE HE LOVED MAGIC LIKE OH MY GOD, MAGIC MADE THE PICTURE MOVE AND ROFLROFL TEH PICTURE WAS GETTING HIM OFF.

WOOPS THERE WENT HIS PANTS. HA HA HA PANTS WERE FOR THE WEAKKKKKKK. THE WEAK AND UNPIRATEYYYY.

RAWR BABY, WORK IT.
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From: regulust
2007-04-10 07:48 pm (UTC)
ROFLPANTS!!!! OMG NO PANTS!!! AVERY LOLLERED HIS PANTS TO THE GROUND AND REGULUS WAS ALL UP ON THAT SHIT OMG!!! BUT NOT REALLY CAUSE HE WAS UNDER THE BED BUT OMGWTFLOLBBQ PIRATE BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!

REGULUS WOULD SO WALK THAT PLANK ANY DAY ONLY WITHOUT STEPPING ON IT CAUSE THAT WOULD HURT ROFL.

BUT OMG WAIT REGULUS SO WANTED TO GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED BECAUSE ASS TAPPING!! THERE WAS ASS TAPPING TO BE DONE AND OMG HE WAS WELL HUNG BUT NOT SO MUCH THAT HE COULD REACH FROM UNDER THE BED AND TAP THE ASS OF THE AVERY. BOOTY TAPPING ROFLCOPTER.

BUT HE WOULD WAIT BECAUSE WHAT IF AVERY WAS ALL 'FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!' AND OMG SO HAWT. 99.JPG HAD MORE ACTION. HAHAHAHA I JUST SAID ACTION. LOL HAWT MAN ON MAN ACTION. SLYTHERIN ON SLYTHERIN ACTION. LOLLERSKATE.
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